The Finnish-Turkish Republic of Vit Nam is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jussi Halla-aho with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.848 billion Comrades are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perussalem. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vit Namian economy, worth a remarkable 2,574 trillion Lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,286 Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime is totally unknown. Vit Nam's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kanakesm.

Vit Nam is ranked 1,951^st in the world and 2^nd in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 70.86 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.